Episode 216: Roswell Part I - It's a UFO

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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It's the grandaddy of them all on this week's Last Podcast with the story of the Roswell Incident, in which, allegedly, a manned spacecraft of unknown origin crashed in the New Mexico desert in 1947, changing the world forever.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk on the left.
0:06.0	That's one of the cannibalism started.
0:11.0	What was that?
0:14.0	Guns are illegal to have in New York.
0:19.0	You'll get three and a half years in prison if you do it.
0:21.0	Three square a day.
0:22.0	No, that's actually kind of not true.
0:24.0	You get three square, man.
0:26.0	Three hot milks.
0:27.0	Yeah, that's all I need.
0:29.0	All the Salisbury steak I can crave.
0:32.0	All prison's so good to be mad they give me three hot milks a day.
0:37.0	I got my own dumbbell I can lift.
0:39.0	And also sometimes I can run away from the people trying to rape me.
0:42.0	So my quads are really cut.
0:45.0	Three hot milks.
0:46.0	Oh my goodness.
0:47.0	All right, welcome to the show everyone.
0:49.0	This is the last podcast on the left.
0:51.0	I am Ben Kessel as always with Marcus Barth.
0:53.0	Hello.
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