Episode #2162: Skinnamon Toast Crunch

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke is weary after a long morning of manual labor. Andrew is doing shots of Mucinex on the air. So, things get a little slappy as they discuss a Canadian singer who went rogue during last night's MLB All Star game. Luke also quizzes Andrew on rejected license plates in Washington State.

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0:00.0	Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:05.3	Bart Scampson. He has quite a scam.
0:08.8	Scampson. Bart Scampson.
0:12.8	Scott, like the music, Scott?
0:14.5	Scott.
0:15.5	Scott, got him, got him, got him, got him, you know, Scott.
0:19.3	I just thought with Scamp, Miss Bell.
0:20.9	You don't know Scott, and all your education,
0:23.1	you've got to go to law school and everything,
0:24.7	and judge school or whatever it is you go to,
0:26.1	and you don't know the word Scott.
0:27.4	Welcome to America, friend.
0:29.2	I do not have a problem in general
0:31.0	with bootleg Simpsons merchandise,
0:32.9	but this is the worst plan ever.
0:34.5	It's a thinker, you gotta think about it.
0:35.9	T-B-T-L!
0:41.8	Well, well, here we are.
0:45.3	I want to congratulate you for being on time.
0:47.8	Close only counts in a horse grenades.
0:50.8	It's the same, because if you're playing horseshoes
0:52.7	and you throw a grenade in a horse,
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