Episode 215: Crumb Dumpster

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Rick Santorum’s blatantly unconstitutional idea: Put the Bible back in public schools! Fox News host Andrea Tantaros: Snow days are a liberal plot to strip schools of religious holidays Virginia city official says God ended slavery: Jesus never told anyone to create a diversity commission WATCH: Bellowing pastor warns that gays, Muslims, and liberals will establish a ’secular humanist caliphate’ Mother’s Day Threatened by Same-Sex Marriage, Claims Irish Senator; Already “Banned” in Some U.S. States Evangelist: When Christians take control of the US government ‘Oh, the demons shudder!’ New Hampshire 4th-graders wrote a cute bill, then watched as lawmakers mocked and killed it ‘Give yourself a piece of chocolate for every day of Passover cleaning’ Yahad advises women To get in touch with Sal: www.facebook.com/innerthreat or email zodel1986@gmail.com

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	FACE IS ON TONE TO BORDA.
0:10.0	I finally caught up with all of your episodes.
0:14.0	I feel slightly...
0:16.0	...dummer and get smarter at the same time.
0:20.0	Keep up the good work, glory to all motherfuckers.
0:23.0	Yes, this is Chris that's using even from a buckling the Bible build.
0:27.0	And I meant to call y'all after episode 12, I believe it was.
0:33.0	When you have some horrible things to say about my home state of Tennessee, which of course are mostly true,
0:38.0	the moonshine is pretty good.
0:41.0	Nationals actually have a population of about a million in the metro statistical area.
0:48.0	So you're a little off about that.
0:50.0	And yes, the women are kind of big most of the time.
0:53.0	But I would like to point out that people in the last houses should not throw stones considering most of your governors,
0:59.0	armored governors are in jail.
1:01.0	And Chicago is probably one of the most corrupt cities in the nation, not the Mitch Wilk Kohl is starting to win.
1:07.0	So, you know, just letting y'all know that Tennessee is not the shit hell you think it is, although it mostly is.
1:14.0	Besides, of course, my great city of Nashville.
1:17.0	Alright, glory home motherfuckers.
1:20.0	Hey guys, this is Jason from Austin, Texas.
1:23.0	People are moving to Detroit because things are so shit there.
1:28.0	A lot of hipsters that have tech jobs and can work from anywhere really as long as they have a computer.
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