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Hey guys, this is James in Archon Cine. Yes, you have more than one Archon file is there.

I would like to present my rhizontic call to prayer as the names of the Ghostbusters.

Zadmore Stantz, Franklin, E-Gah!

Lincoln St. St. St. Men. Thank you very much.

Hi Tom and C-Sold, this is Emily. I was just listening to your podcast and heard the story about the, I don't know, governor or whatever,

who was saying that we should kill all the homosexuals. And that sounded kind of familiar to me.

So what I thought is someone should find his number, but on a both-year-min accent, sort of like this.

Hello, my dear. I was just thinking how wonderful it is that you are trying to re-impape the glorious plans of our father-in-law.

First we go off to the homosexuals and then we go off to the blacksham be blue, yaw, but anyway, keep up to smooth one.

Or something like that. And anyway, I love the show. You guys rock. Glory home.

Hey, C-Sold Tom. This is Steven from California. And this is listening to an episode a couple back where you guys are making fun of the food they're pursuing.

And I'm saying that no amount of any chemicals acceptable to be eaten. You guys are making fun of her for that.

So I'm gonna let you know that you guys are idiots. I've actually read her book and she has a very strict dietary regimen.

All you're allowed to eat is heat, gravity and kinetic energy. No chemicals in her diet whatsoever.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording from glory hole studios in Chicago live. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is, as of yet, no welcome mat.

This is episode 214. I know a fucking crib notes. Good for you. I gotta say, I feel like I've really come around because not only have I not fucked up the intro in as many as two weeks.

Right. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Three episodes. But I have stopped titling the notes you have, which is not useful. Right. And actually just muddies things for you. Yeah. Yeah. I think that increases your workload.

And then I've also been really lax about posting our stories to Facebook and Twitter. Even by lax. I don't do it.

Well, it turns out I did it like a week ago and then I had some fucking I had to get into a fucking online fight with some dickhead.

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