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Well, do you remember, have I said this directly or have I not? So here's a fact check for me.

Have I ever told you that there's something wrong with the economic reporting

that what we observe doesn't seem to match what the economic reporting is saying?

And the pundits what they predict doesn't seem to be happening. There's some kind of weird disconnect

between the reported numbers and some kind of reality. Well, it turns out that I'm not the only

one who thinks that. So Elon Musk was agreeing with a tweet by Dr. Benjamin Braddock, who said

on Twitter, the gap between economic stats and the actual economy is wild. I'm now fully convinced

that the jobs numbers, GDP calculations, all of it. It's all completely fake.

Now, that's a pretty big claim that America's economic data is all faked.

Because we say that about China and Russia, right? No, we always say that about China and Russia.

But you think ours is pretty good, right? Yeah, China and Russia. Big old liars about the

economic stuff, but not us. No, not us. We tell the truth all the time. But Elon Musk thinks

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