Oh, bop-bop, good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization

it's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Today the special Juneteenth edition. Happy Juneteenth.

And if you'd like to take your Juneteenth up to all new levels of awesomeness all you need,

there's a cup of rummugger, a glass of tanker, jellice, a canteen, jug or flask of vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like. Coffee. Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled

pleasure that opened me into the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the

Cybeltineus Sump. Go.

Yeah. Well I have to admit it was only a few short years ago that I learned what Juneteenth was.

Never heard of it. Well it was not anything I learned about but given now my understanding it's

the last day of slavery and the last state. I think it was Texas. Have it? I say that is very

celebrable. Freedom is always celebrable and that seems to me like a good celebration.

So let's celebrate freedom. It is however not a work holiday for cartoonists. Do any of you get

today off? Is anybody taking the day off? Or is it not work that way? It's not a it's not a national

holiday right? Yet. Probably will be. I feel like Jun is a little light on holidays. Are you with me?

Do you feel like Jun just they could use just a little bit more holidaying? Not enough holidaying

going on in June. I mean there's my birthday and that that does cover a lot of the month.

All right let's talk about Blinken's trip to China. Gigantic failure of course.

Let's see he asked them if they would stop fentanyl and they said nothing.

Ask them if he would ask China if they would agree not to give deadly weapons to Russia

which they've been saying all along so that was nothing new and then he asked them if they'd like

to have like an emergency deconfliction phone call sort of like the red phone or the hotline

to the Kremlin and China said nah no seriously we should have like a special phone call

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