Episode #2144: Glasses Off, Hair Whatever
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2016
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Andrew's new drivers license photo is disquieting, as is a scene Luke recently witnessed in the airport. Plus: PodDog decides to try her hand at social media, a Canadian woman pits a bear against a wolf to save her own life, and Andrew gets his first taste of the Forensic Files.
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| 0:00.0 | Kevin said he was going to haul me into court and have a judge compel me to give up my source or go to jail |
| 0:05.7 | Okay, I am not going to jail. No, no one's going to jail, C.J |
| 0:09.9 | Although if you did going to jail for protecting your source would make you some kind of first amendment hero |
| 0:16.1 | It's pretty much the best thing that can happen to a journalist. Journalist. I'm a tech blogger |
| 0:20.0 | Okay, I write stories for the internet about the internet. I am not going to jail for that |
| 0:24.5 | No, it is an inconsequential job. It doesn't really contribute to culture in any way whatsoever |
| 0:30.2 | We've established that you don't have any journalistic integrity, but |
| 0:35.3 | What would it cost to buy you some? |
| 0:41.8 | I |
| 0:44.8 | Want to be the bad boy of public radio like Elvis Mitchell type A. I'm not |
| 0:50.2 | comfortable caring and |
| 0:52.2 | Serious about a relationship. I am you shouldn't say that. That's off putting you should be off putting |
| 0:59.0 | It's your fat |
| 1:01.0 | You shouldn't eat anymore putting yeah. Yeah, go |
| 1:04.7 | For counseling if you both feel that this relationship is worth keeping if it's worth |
| 1:13.7 | salvaging then you need outside help, okay? |
| 1:23.0 | I did not realize things were going to get this serious this quickly on this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:30.6 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:35.3 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host ready to laugh and drop. Please socks come off |
| 1:40.5 | Coming to you from Burbank Springs |
| 1:43.4 | Perched to top Alabama Hill in the |
| 1:46.4 | City of Bellingham, Washington, aka the Bay City |
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