Episode #2136: Get Your Mind In The Gutter
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2016
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
On day two of the 2016 TBTL-a-Thon, Andrew and Luke try (and fail) to use simple rhyme schemes to get you to donate to the show. Plus, Luke gets kicked out of a house of worship, a musical robot drops its first single, and a man gets banned for trying to trick a GPS app. And a Song of Ice and Spoilers returns with some hot takes about this week's Game of Thrones episode.
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| 0:00.0 | What I need |
| 0:02.0 | From you because you're the bosses of the town essentially and I know that is |
| 0:09.4 | It's so hard. I need more money |
| 0:18.3 | Okay, what I need is a hundred thousand dollars |
| 0:30.2 | No, he's he's not kidding. He's our entire budget for the entire year is is |
| 0:36.4 | $15,000 for everything and that includes swimming |
| 0:39.8 | Well, I don't have any swimming in my life. I mean, I mean the pool |
| 0:49.2 | Still waiting for a first membership pledge Paul Hartman is with me this morning. Have we taken a pledge yet? |
| 0:54.0 | Yes, we have one on the line Cynthia and |
| 0:57.1 | Okay, a number of our children are using the telephone this morning moms and dads |
| 1:01.3 | We have to ask you please to help us help our volunteers save their sanity over here |
| 1:06.8 | The children should not be calling if we wanted to we could have our own business |
| 1:11.6 | No, I agree if we really wanted to we could it's just that do we want to do that? |
| 1:15.8 | Do we want to have a website and a blog and be like this is what we did today now two minutes work |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, and too expensive what we're talking about is money real money |
| 1:26.1 | Amigo money no dough no show |
| 1:31.0 | Sounds like a fundraising opportunity to meet |
| 1:37.5 | We're gonna put the fun |
| 1:39.8 | In fundraising right here right now on this Tuesday afternoon edition of tbtl |
| 1:45.6 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live by the way |
| 1:49.8 | We highly encourage children to call into the tbtl a fun if you see |
| 1:54.6 | Mommy or daddy's credit card or PayPal account lying around |
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