Episode 212: Alfred Hitchcocker

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

If you're into ornithology, you're REALLY going to dig this episode. Don't know what that means? Fear not, urban dictionary says it's the study of birds. Yes, we dig deep into the world of aves. Don't know what that word means? It's birds! Keep up! This isn't bird watching s' either. These are bonified D+O bird stories. Careful, this episode could just give you nightmares. Oooooo-ooooo-ooooooh!

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0:00.0	Welcome to a world of Christmas celebration at Aldi. Six-pack deep-filled minced pies only £1. Good housekeeping taste approved winners too.
0:07.8	Scallup Gratans only 3.99 and a large whole frozen British turkey from just 3 pound 5 a kilo.
0:14.0	On sale now, all from the which cheapest supermarket of the year, Aldi.
0:18.0	Share the love this Christmas.
0:20.0	Okay, there you go. There's three kings already again.
0:27.0	Dropping David Jesus across the man,
0:31.0	he's a mayor, he's a mayor, he thought to what what could you need?
0:35.0	Don't be a bitch.
0:38.0	Five-star didn't please.
0:40.0	Danish, Danish, Danish, And nobody else.
0:47.0	Danish, and Nuneo.
0:48.0	Danish, and Nune.
0:51.0	Danish, Danish, in New Media,
0:55.0	Danish in New Media.
0:57.0	I hope you brought your knife.
1:02.0	It's a mountain line and fight for your life.
1:07.0	Don't if your thing isn't that cool
1:11.0	unless you want to get school.
1:15.0	Danish should know me.
1:20.0	Ladies should be. Danish, Danish, and illegal.
1:25.0	Danish, Danish, and New York.
1:30.0	Danish, And then,
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