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Slop Quest

Episode 211: Agent Wiener

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Danish opens the episode by voicing his concerns about the HBO show Euphoria. He worries for baby Barb's future. O'Neill explains just how many degrees of separation there are between him and Kevin Bacon. Danish shares a CHILLING story he saw on Courtney's neighborhood app. O'Neill fondly looks back at his days as a young college student taking fencing. Then, a smart man who lives in Florida shares his views on how to prevent hurricanes, and the fellas listen to the riveting audio where he shares his hypothesis. After that, a dude in Walmart uses a motorized store scooter to cause some chaos/commit an alleged crime. If that's not crazy enough, some lady tries to break into the CIA building to see a special agent. Not to be outdone, two Arkansas men decided to have a good time by shooting each other with bulletproof vests on. An Ohio school made news/the show by outlawing the practice of naming someone valedictorian. Then, we discuss an interesting candidtate for Senate in Maine. After that, we delve into the world of nullos.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay. Dropping David Jesus across the man, he's a mayor, he's a mayor, he's a doctor,

0:17.0

what could you need?

0:19.0

Don't be a bitch fast that didn't clean

0:24.0

Danish,

0:27.0

Danish and only has

0:30.0

Danish and only

0:30.0

Danish and a meh Danish, Danish, and New York.

0:35.0

Danish, Danish, and New Day,

0:38.0

and New India.

0:39.0

Danish and New Year.

0:41.0

I hope you brought your knife

0:47.0

It's a mountain line

0:48.0

and find for your life

0:51.0

Don't if your name isn't that cool unless you want to get school.

0:57.0

Dangish and no media.

1:04.0

Danish and evil.

1:07.0

Danish, and evil.

1:08.0

Danish, and Danish and medium.

1:13.0

Nation medium. Now it's time for finishing on new, all. Danish and O'Neill's no? No, I should go on David and O'Neill.

1:35.0

And just by saying that Lucas,

1:41.0

that puts you in a special group that I get to block you so bye bye.

1:45.0

Yes if you're spouting Danish and only on my page I just block you.

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