Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.

Today, featuring, I know, hold on, electricity.

Yeah, yeah, today we're going to do the show with electricity.

See if that keeps the lights on for a little bit longer.

And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that have never been

experienced before, well, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass.

A taker, jealous or style, and again, to enjoy the flaps of vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dope of me.

And for the day, the thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip of the abins.

Now...

Ah.

Surprisingly, delicious.

Oh, that's good stuff.

All right, I'd like to begin by putting you all into tech support for a moment.

Does anybody else have the experience lately?

I can't tell if it's an internet problem or a Scott problem.

That your internet is working fine.

You can test it as plenty as single.

But some of the main websites you go to just stop working in the afternoon.

Does anybody have that problem?

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