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Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Episode 2117 Scott Adams: Watch Me Verify 274,000 Signatures In 2 Seconds, And More Fun Stuff

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Scott Adams

News, News Commentary

4.51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

My new book LOSERTHINK, available now on Amazon https://tinyurl.com/rqmjc2a

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Content:

  • Kari Lake's challenge fails
  • Drunk Kamala
  • Berkeley goes full racist
  • Watch me verify 274,000 signatures in 2 seconds
  • Bud Light fails again

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the best time you ever had your life highlight of civilization

0:06.8

Probably the well, I mean just the most special moment ever in the history of the universe

0:12.5

And if you'd like to take it up to levels that are even better than that even better

0:18.4

No, wait, you may have seen the whiteboard behind me. Yes, it's a whiteboard today

0:24.8

Not a white supremacy board just the color white

0:29.7

But if you'd like to take that experience up all you need is a cup of mug or glass of tanker gels

0:34.5

It's time to get into your joke or flask of vessel of any kind

0:38.3

Silly with your favorite liquid. I like coffee and

0:41.9

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dope of eating the day. You think it makes everything better

0:46.9

It's called the simultaneous that that happens now. Go

0:56.8

Yeah, yeah

0:59.7

So

1:02.3

You might know that Kerry Lake was not a successful interleagal challenge and the latest is that the judge

1:11.2

Ruled that there was no special problem with her claim that

1:16.1

274,000 signatures were checked in two seconds and then another 70,000 in one second

1:23.3

However, I'm going to demonstrate that that's very feasible

1:26.9

I'm going to do that on the whiteboard later. Do you think I can do it?

1:32.5

You think it's a trick

1:34.9

Or do you think I can do

1:36.9

274 well, I can't do them all here, but I can prove it can be done

1:43.4

I'll prove it can be done. Does anybody think I can do it?

1:49.6

Oh, I'm going to surprise you

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