Episode #2116: Spare The Sides, Spoil The Haircut

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew debate the merits of pre-peeled hard boiled eggs, garlic presses, and the word "moist". They also discuss a new study that says we all have fewer friends than we think. Then they anger Game of Thrones fans and non-Game of Thrones fans alike with the latest installment of "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."

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0:00.0	All right guys, are we gonna get into the book or not cuz I mean I can always go
0:05.6	downtown and have a drink. On Sunday? Sunday night. People go out on Sunday guys.
0:10.8	Girls go out on Sundays. Yeah crazy. People are out on Sunday. It would be nice to
0:16.5	meet some girls though I mean. I know you guys haven't had dates in a long time.
0:20.9	That's not true. Yeah that's not true. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.
0:26.1	You just started that sentence but saying I have a girlfriend. Yeah. Why would you do that?
0:30.6	I just wanted to hear what it would sound like coming out of my mouth.
0:34.2	It's such an inappropriate time to experiment with that.
0:38.4	T-B-T-L.
0:43.4	I'm an extrovert because I love meeting people and connecting with them and
0:48.1	smiling with them. But I'm an introvert because no I don't. It's like the
0:52.8	most requested thing when I ask my Facebook what you guys want to see for me.
0:56.0	It's like get drunk. Get drunk. Get drunk. And there's a time and a place for it.
0:59.2	And guess what? That place is now and that time is now. Next.
1:02.8	Callie Flower. Who the f*** is Callie Flower? It doesn't taste like anything.
1:08.7	That's all Callie Flower is such a scary ghost broccoli. I like that you guys are so
1:14.4	weird. Yes we are the weird ones. I don't need no fancy introduction.
1:22.2	I'm not Elvis Presley. Just get on with it.
1:29.4	All right then here we go everybody with a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L
1:36.1	the show that just might be too beautiful to live. That was it. That was
1:44.7	that was on the say that was crazy. That's unbelievable. Just a quick preview of
1:51.2	the kind of eloquence and mastery of the English language that you will hear
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