Episode #2111: That Which Is Already Awkward Cannot Be Made More Awkward

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew realize they are basically characters in the imagination of Fred Armisen. They discuss Hulk Hogan's latest lawsuit against Gawker media, and they explain why they're ignoring listeners' advice regarding exercise. They also break down the latest episode of Game of Thrones in their segment, "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."

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0:00.0	Okay, let me ask you a few questions.
0:03.0	Let's talk about restaurants.
0:04.5	Would you be willing to wait for a really good restaurant
0:06.5	a half hour, which you just need to somewhere kind of crappy,
0:09.0	because you could get in right away?
0:10.5	What do you think?
0:11.5	The look on people's faces when they wait in line is like,
0:13.5	is this, what are you going to eat or to stand quietly?
0:18.5	Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn?
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	Okay.
0:22.5	I mean, yeah, I've said.
0:24.5	But I didn't mean like old man like,
0:26.5	get off my lawn.
0:27.5	I meant more like, this is my property.
0:29.5	So, get off my lawn.
0:31.5	I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you.
0:33.0	You have early onset grumpiness.
0:36.0	What?
0:37.0	Early onset grumpiness, EOG.
0:39.0	You're going to begin to enjoy fewer and fewer things in your life.
0:42.0	You'd be saying things like, who are these people?
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