Episode #2102: Lonesome Doug

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's in love with Comcast, even after a run-in with a suspicious customer service rep. Speaking of suspicions, Luke thinks someone is lying to the New York Times. Plus, everyone's least-favorite hand dryers are blasting nastiness into our faces.

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0:00.0	Can you be honest with me?
0:02.0	What is it about me that is like,
0:04.0	they make you not want to sit here?
0:08.0	Honestly? Yeah.
0:12.0	It's like everything
0:14.0	starting with your face first.
0:16.0	Just like the expression on it is really bad.
0:18.0	You sort of look like
0:20.0	you're smelling something that doesn't smell good
0:22.0	or like you're like squinting
0:24.0	even though you're wearing glasses.
0:26.0	Your eyes don't work.
0:28.0	A lesbian newscaster
0:30.0	because you're a feminine
0:32.0	but not in like a good way.
0:34.0	It's almost insulting to women.
0:36.0	The way you're a feminine because like you're not a drodgeness.
0:38.0	You're just like soft and doughy.
0:40.0	You don't look like you have bones
0:42.0	under your body at all.
0:44.0	You're just sort of like an old baby.
0:46.0	You know, you just seem
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