Episode #2100: Apologies To The Citizens Of Tallanasty

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke is in Florida, searching for the true soul of Tampa. He joins Andrew to discuss a surprising update to the story of Johnny Depp's dogs and their encounter with Australia's minister of agriculture.

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0:00.0	Okay, I've heard enough excuses to fill a boat and sail it to Morocco, right?
0:04.8	You are selling the greatest product ever invented, religion.
0:11.6	Okay, so here's what we're gonna do ladies. We're gonna pull up our hoop skirts.
0:15.8	You're gonna get on your scooters. You're gonna put your little T-set away.
0:20.0	We're gonna go down the lipstick store, put lipstick all over us. Get some nice eye shadow in case Chad Huntly is at the park because he's the cutest boy
0:27.5	he wants. Everyone to notice him doesn't he? Wipe your tears with your little apron, then take your tutu off,
0:34.2	get back on your tricycle, and ride away, and sell me some hooks.
0:38.6	TVTL!
0:43.9	Oh, dear, I'm comfortable with chairs.
0:46.3	Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler from the mightiest ferro to the lolliest peasant.
0:51.8	Who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
0:54.2	That's a pretty boring story. I wouldn't tell that to anyone else.
0:57.6	Yeah, I can feel it going south as I'll say it.
0:59.9	Could you crawl back out of my mind?
1:01.9	If I were sitting at home and watching this, I'd be inclined to turn it off.
1:05.8	Well, I've got to run. I can hear the blender crying.
1:10.5	Coming, baby!
1:17.1	Hey there folks, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:25.8	My name is Luke Bermank. I am your host coming to you from Tampa, Florida, the Bay City.
1:32.3	This might actually be the Bay City. That may be one of their nicknames.
1:36.3	We tend to call every city the Bay City on this show, for reasons that are
1:42.1	too obscure and long ago to even get into, but I may have stumbled into an actual
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