Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,

let's talk about what's been going on. Termites! Merry Christmas!

Did you guys have a good Christmas?

Are you jealous of my blinking hat?

It says STL Cardinals right there. This is like two years old I have as people

asked where I got it and I don't remember like MLB something. You can find them on

eBay. They had every team. Not just the Cardinals, but I really get excited to pull

it out all of December and I don't take it off until January 1st. Well I mean not every minute of the day, but you know, the blinking part. Matter of fact, I pulled up the next

next to somebody at the intersection and he looked at me real weird and it

wasn't even blinking and then I reached up and I turned the little battery thing on and got a big smile.

It was worth every penny.

So, well, we start the show with the Dolly quote.

Now see, I did find one in here that's the oldest joke in the book. So don't I see I'm on a seafood diet I see it and eat it come on

That's like Jackie Gleason or some bullshit or shecky green or be before she shucky green.

So I don't know, but it says it's witty quotes from Dolly Parton.

Here's one of them dieting.

I tried every diet in the book.

I tried that I tried something that weren in the book I tried eat in the book it tasted better than most of the

dyech okay yeah I don't know'm going to go get a real one. I don't know this was given to me and I don't know that it's real. But you know what I can only do? This is not professional operation I keep trying to stress that it's free

It's semi professional semi like there's equipment and stuff

I'm gonna show you guys what did I get for Christmas? Well, here's a couple things

The billionaire murders

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