Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan

welcome to Madigan's pub cast you You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,

let's talk about what's been going on. Tarbites!

Merry Christmas!

Hanukkah is over.

Did you have a nice Hanukkah?

This is kind of Merry Christmas to you because next time I talked to you after this

one it'll be over. So in honor of Christmas I acquired this Hooville tree from Kroger. I'm not going to rat anybody out but the guy tried

to scan it three times and it didn't work and he just said I could have it. See?

There are little Hallmark movies in every day if you look for them.

This is a lemon cypress so seriously and you can replant it and it would be an enormous tree.

At least that's what Kroger's saying. And for $20, well for me free, but I bought two. I did pay for one at

Scandwright. This one didn't, so it was a bonus. So for $20 I'd take that bet wouldn't you

who cares if it's pink it's kind of Christmas or not a moment I like that it's a

different color that's why I have a red and white Poinsetta, if I'm even saying that right,

because I'm tired of the red and those other colors are bullshit when we're talking about Poinsetta. you can't have pink well you do but it

doesn't look like Christmas I found one with the leaves are red and white bingo

also at I call it the baby Kroger because it's the smaller Kroger and sometimes I don't feel like the dealing with the

bullshit of the big Kroger. So somebody got mad because I re-read a quote. I thought I did. So thanks for pointing that up.

Turmite. Anil, Turmite, whoever did that. You're right though. And I take full criticism.

So we like to open this show with a dolly quote.

I describe my look as a blend of mother goose,

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