Episode 21: Minkowski Commanding

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2015

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Following the Plant Monster's reappearance, Minkowski makes it her mission to eliminate the mutant stowaway once and for all. But when her quarry proves surprisingly difficult to corner, the Commander resorts to increasingly desperate and dangerous tactics. As the deadly game of cat and mouse intensifies and the lines between roles start to blur, Minkowski must decide on the best path to take to ensure the safety of her crew. Plus, Howard Beale breakdowns, escalating hostilities, Holy Hand Grenades, friendly conversations, and Heart of Darkness lighting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Wolf 359. Okay. Okay, special operations log, Minkowski commanding, day six.
0:40.0	Based on the encounter at 0400, I believe the enemy is tactically more advanced than my initial estimates.
0:46.0	Here as scans are next useless up here, but I know I'm being watched.
0:50.0	It must have extremely powerful vibratory sensors and with all this metal it's like it has eyes everywhere
0:57.3	Any creak any knock grab a handhold too hard or push off too fast and... It's using the shadows.
1:10.0	I don't know exactly how it's moving so fast, but it's cloaking its tracks, misdirecting me and then striking right where I can't see.
1:18.0	I need to find some weight.
1:20.0	Hey Minkowski, I'm about done frying up some almost waybos rancheros.
1:24.7	Is your mouth watering for some golden delicious?
1:27.3	Well, they're kind of green and stringy, but I think I've really pushed the culinary
1:32.3	- I full. I already told you this is- I think I've really pushed the culinary... Aful...
1:33.0	I already told you this is a priority one mission.
1:36.0	You're not supposed to use this line except to report a sighting.
1:39.0	Oh, tell me you're not still playing tag with the plant monster.
1:42.8	It isn't.
1:44.0	Look, I'm hunting this thing down before it strangles us in our sleep.
1:48.8	What's on your agenda for today?
1:50.8	Well, today I was going to try rebooting the sensory array so we can get a better read out of the...
1:55.4	Ugh, useless.
1:57.0	Hey, I know the plant monster isn't exactly Bambi's mom, but what harm is it really done?
2:02.4	Can't we just let sleeping dog weeds lie?
2:04.0	It chose to escalate hostilities, not me.
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