Episode 21: I'm Clearly Not Good at Parenting

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Alison's having a rough week, but Greg offers some perspective in an episode that includes discussions of fainting at the sight of blood (especially your child's), homelessness, snooping, exercise, parental guilt, raising boys versus girls, charity, and more. Plus a particularly challenging gig for Greg. It's an in-depth episode of Childish!

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:07.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:10.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.
0:14.4	Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?
0:19.2	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.6	Who the hell decided I was ready? Tie! Hi, my name's Greg Fitzimmons. I'm Allison Rosen. And this is childish.
0:27.0	Welcome to another episode. It's a beautiful day. It's the first week of spring here in Los Angeles and
0:36.1	Los Angeles doesn't fuck around when spring starts. I mean the buds are out.
0:41.2	Do you say buds or bugs? Because I think you said buds but the bugs are out. Do you say buds or bugs? Because I think you said buds, but the bugs are out too.
0:45.0	Bugs are out too.
0:46.0	Yeah.
0:47.0	We're real like cups half full, cups half empty.
0:50.0	I'm the empty cup over here.
0:51.0	Yeah, you're a little empty.
0:52.0	Yeah, spring, there's bugs everywhere. The bathroom at your studio smells awful. I almost barfed when I walked in. Yeah, it's a problem. And I've got a pretty like, I like to think I have a fairly iron stomach.
1:04.8	Yeah.
1:05.4	Although it occurs to me that a story I will tell later in this show shows that I don't really wouldn't.
1:10.7	Actually, I'll just reveal it right now.
1:13.0	Elliot tripped and fell and split his lip open.
1:16.5	Oh no.
1:17.5	And I see and mouths bleed a ton. He was okay.
1:20.9	I mean the his cry was like he was clearly in pain, but he was over it fast
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