Episode 21: Die Another Day

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself.And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen! Find Riley athttps://twitter.com/raaleh And find his podcasts athttps://twitter.com/trashfuturepod https://twitter.com/bottlemenpod Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	It is pathetic, and you British still believe you had the right to police the world.
0:25.2	Hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond.
0:30.4	We're finally doing the ideology one, the magic car one.
0:32.5	We're doing Die Another Day.
0:40.5	I am Alice Caldwell Kelly, joining me are Abigail Thorne, Devon, and friend of the show, Trash Futurist, Riley Quinn.
0:41.2	Hello.
0:42.3	Riley, how's it going?
0:43.8	It's going very well.
0:49.7	Ever since I've watched this movie, I've been muttering to myself just this two simple words,
0:54.1	Sigmund Freud, under my breath, from the theme song. Since I saw this movie, my breath from the feed song.
0:55.5	Since I saw this movie, my life has not known peace.
0:59.1	Analyze this.
1:00.3	Yeah, I'm very excited to talk about this fucking video game movie that they made there.
1:04.9	I don't know what's going on.
1:06.4	This is the worst shit I've seen in quite some time.
1:10.1	Oh yeah, absolutely.
1:11.1	And like, even from second one of this movie, you know it's going to be weird because
1:16.5	the CGI plague that infected movies of this period has got to the gun barrel sequence.
1:23.4	And so now, when your boy, Pierce Brosnan, walks across the gun barrel and then shoots into the thing, a little horrible
1:31.9	CGI bullet, a fucking like JPEG with like four pixels, like whizzes past with a little whoosh sound effect and shoots you, the viewer, in the face.
1:44.5	Why? Why? Why does the viewer, in the face. Why?
1:45.0	Why?
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