Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair [TEASER]

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Give me good numbers Jimmy!! It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/58792078 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	This is an elegant crime done by an elegant person.
0:03.0	It's not about the money.
0:05.0	Hello and welcome to Kill James Bond.
0:24.6	I am Alice Caldwell Kelly.
0:26.3	I am joined by Abigail Thorne and Devon to watch a movie about René Russo putting her legs on things.
0:33.2	I'm really sorry about this one, lads.
0:35.0	This isn't my bad.
0:36.4	This is my bad.
0:37.2	It was my turn. I remembered this movie from when I was a kid, and I was like, oh this one, lads. This isn't my bad. This is my bad. It was my turn.
0:38.7	I remembered this movie from when I was a kid and I was like,
0:40.9	oh, Chris Rosner's in this.
0:42.1	It's a 90s film.
0:43.3	I remembered the action sequences, all five minutes of them.
0:47.0	And I forgot that actually this is a romance film in which nothing happens.
0:51.9	And it's weirdly, the second film we have done on the podcast, which is like a romantic movie about a thief, tricking a woman. Yes. How you doing? It's me, Devin. I'm here with my two friends. I'm the only billionaire playboy based in Manhattan that is not currently doing Epstein shit. There's so much I have to say about that.
1:11.6	Yeah, no, I, we watched the Thomas Crown Affair, which as, as Abigail said, has Pierce
1:17.0	Brosnan in it with Rane Rousseau.
1:19.2	We thought it would be a nice companion piece to the Brosnan Bond movies because both me
1:24.7	and Abigail sawed as kids and like half remembered it.
1:28.2	We were wrong about that.
1:29.7	I have one, two, two and two thirds pages of notes about this.
1:33.6	So I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable 40 minutes of podcast.
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