Episode #2094: Boring Two Birds With One Stone
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2016
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Luke "The Chainsaw" Burbank finally earns his nickname, and Andrew decides to be neighborly for the first time in his life. They also discuss rules for walking on the sidewalk and Music For Your Weekend. PLUS! We announce some early details about our Summer show in the Midwest!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is listener Holly from Woodenville and I was just calling to complain because I'm |
| 0:09.9 | a middle school teacher and all day today I had second my head, Daddy would you like |
| 0:16.0 | some sausage and it's definitely not ideal. |
| 0:20.3 | Hey guys, I'm listening to the way Luke talks about his stakes, nevermind, I forgot |
| 0:27.5 | what you're gonna say. |
| 0:28.5 | Bye. |
| 0:29.5 | T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-L |
| 0:32.5 | It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:43.3 | For kids appreciation day this Sunday against the A's, all kids will eat a free mariners |
| 0:48.2 | have a, let's try this again, they will not eat a moose for free, that would be just |
| 0:53.9 | awkward and strange. |
| 0:54.9 | Hey Lloyd! |
| 0:55.9 | Every year this party becomes more outrageous. |
| 0:58.7 | You're like a machine of success, you're like a rocket and you're, and you're rocketing |
| 1:04.4 | to the stars and your, and your engines are sucking stuff up, stuff is getting sucked |
| 1:09.1 | up in your engines like birds and bugs and some of my jokes. |
| 1:13.1 | The director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you rank |
| 1:17.7 | amateurs. |
| 1:18.7 | Are you kidding me? |
| 1:19.7 | You're gonna blow them out of the water, they're not gonna know what hit him. |
| 1:25.7 | Well, hello there everyone, welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show |
| 1:35.4 | that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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