Episode 209: God Hates Reverse Cowgirl

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Mississippi Law Would Permit Unlicensed Drivers To Operate Buses Under Religious Exemption Romance tips from an end-time pastor: Demons torture married couples who practice ‘woman on top Doctor refuses treatment of same-sex couple's baby William Gheen: Obama Will Give Immigrants 'Badges And Guns' To Go After 'Christian, Heterosexual Male' Population Saudi cleric: Earth does not revolve around Sun, moon landing was faked, because religion Oklahoma bill replaces AP History with Bible studies and sermons Measles Outbreak Hits Texas Church That Preached Against Vaccines Pat Robertson Says Demons Can Curse Your Unborn Child Through Facebook Idaho woman beats Jewish woman in attempt to coerce Christian conversion Spurious Correlations: http://www.tylervigen.com/ http://relevantnonsense.podbean.com/ InKredulous: Episode #033: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2015/02/inkredulous-episode-033/

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1:09.9	And on one side of this wall is God.
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