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Hey guys, this is Mike in California. Something that you guys said kind of resonated with me regarding Christian women being repressed.

I have a friend, one of her little nieces had posted something on Twitter about someone that had a six pack and was good looking.

She said, I just want to sit on his face and everybody in the room started laughing, whatever.

And of course, the Christian girl, my friend, she didn't understand what that meant.

She could not understand what it meant to sit on someone's face.

So we had to kind of sort of explain to her understanding that she's a Christian woman, what the benefit of sitting on a face would bring.

But it was kind of crazy.

Anyway, it's Floyd Holman, the fuckers, you have a good day.

Hi, this is Emily Wood from Rowling, North Carolina.

I just want to say I hope you guys know the backstory to spot Fitchy Shades of Grey.

I was written by the username Snow Queen Ice Dragon, which is available online as Twilight Erotic Up.

So Fitchy Shades of Grey is Twilight porn.

Hey, gentlemen, peaceful. Just had the thought to share with you about the Sabbath Helper monkeys.

In Genesis chapter 17, the dog command Abraham to circumcise himself and his new family is the whole covenant between him and God.

It is made very clear that slaves are included in the bargain.

So I think there's a case to be made that monkeys are going to have to get the job to.

So now that I've put the images, several monkey penises in your heads, I think my work here is done.

Hurry, hell, loving you guys.

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