Oh, please feel sorry for me, Liz.

Oh.

You're sick? You feel good. You don't feel good. I don't feel good. Do I look good? You look fine. All right. Yeah, yeah. See, I don't need you hitting them. Yeah. I don't feel good. I want to remember this every time I've been sick and I felt that you've tossed it aside, no care at all.

Well, I'm trying to think of when you got COVID during the trial of the century,

that's your fault for trying to make out with Galane Maxwell.

That never happened.

That did happen.

I saw it.

This will be our final episode of the show and of my life. This is going to be the worst episode in True Anon history. No, it's not. Yes, it is. I can't even read the notes. I'm here. I'm going to steer the ship. I'm the Sully Sullenberg of Truonon. Sully, I hate Sully. That shit's, that's, check this out. That was fake. What, Sully? Yeah, I didn't happen. In my, it just is Tom Cruise or Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is, that's the only version of when it happened is the movie in my head. What kind of movie? I don't even remember it happening. What kind of movie could you even make out of that? You know what I'm saying? He landed a plane. That's what I'm saying. So this is what, so the Sully movie, which, what was it, was it called like birds on the plane or whatever? I think it was called Captain Sullivan. Okay, whatever. Yeah. Birds on the plane? Well, didn't that happen? I don't know.

Did the birds get in the play?

That happened, those.

They didn't get in the plane. They usually, I think they fly into the engines. And that's like why he had to crash land it? I don't know. It's like a fucking bird. I'm telling you here he did not crash land that plane. No, but what I'm saying is, that was, is that the first, like, I feel like that is when this horrible trend of, like, news direct to movie and TV show kind of like started to really get rolling.

Well, Tom Hanks is the king of that.

Dude, that was, and the movie came out, like, right away.

That's why everyone only remembers the stupid fucking movie, you know, then it actually happened.

The real fake incident, it didn't actually happen.

No one watched it.

No one watched it.

Yeah.

Well, the whole thing's a fiction.

So I, of course.

But Tom Hanks also played Captain Phillips, another thing

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