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🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, so what's it called? We have a fantastic guest today. We're going to do the introduction |
| 0:03.3 | in a second, but we were talking off air about Ugo's alcoholism. Ben, you were telling me something |
| 0:09.0 | very important. Well, first of all, the most important thing everyone needs to realize is |
| 0:14.9 | Ugupnik in real life walks around with the mask on. It's crazy. I blew my mind. I saw him walking down the street in China. And I was like, is this guy going to rob me? And I was like, whoa, that's you, you gopnik. And then people were asking us, they were like, wait a second. Why isn't the, why doesn't the police tell you to take off the mask? And Ugopnik said in fluent Chinese, he said, comrades, you have to understand, I'm |
| 0:39.5 | Ugopnik. |
| 0:40.4 | And they all said, oh, Yugopnik, you can keep the mask on. |
| 0:43.3 | It's okay. |
| 0:44.7 | He's well known. |
| 0:46.0 | His breath line. |
| 0:46.7 | He's right. |
| 0:47.0 | Ugopnik. |
| 0:48.8 | Dude, the only reason he was not intimidated is because he literally has seven security special forces |
| 0:57.8 | Chinese officers around him at all times. |
| 1:02.1 | We weren't planning on meeting up. |
| 1:03.9 | We weren't planning on meeting up. |
| 1:05.3 | I would be too intimidated by Ben's towering intellect. |
| 1:09.8 | And of course, somebody's so high up in the Chinese Communist Party, I can't just reach out |
| 1:14.0 | like this. |
| 1:14.8 | But I was just walking down a city. |
| 1:17.0 | The official name is the Communist Party in China. |
| 1:20.3 | Okay, you English-speaking motherfuckers. |
| 1:22.4 | I'm going to call it KPK, Communististis, Karek. |
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