Episode 207: MudDump1!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Another day, another dollar. That's our hardhat, lunchpail approach to creating content, and it most certainly shines through in this episode, yet another instant classic. The 207th in a row. What we've got for you today, gang, is an update on Mike's tooth. And if for some insane reason you need more of a reason to listen than that, well, we also have about 6 Kickstarter projects that we make fun of, and they range from the silly (hand dryer for home use) to the quite frankly absurd (bone conducting mp3 sunglasses). But again, the main thing to remember about this episode is that we are talking about Mike's Tooth. To the extent, quite possibly, that I should have named the episode 207: Mike's Tooth. Too late for me now, though. Not for you! Enjoy the show!

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters, hope the decent stuff is up to you, man.
0:11.0	Cause I'm thinking decent, sticking my pride to be the thing that makes my congel go mad.
0:18.0	I still keep drinking that garbage. I still keep drinking it up. Cause I love it and I need it.
0:29.0	And this is your kick-starters, hope the podcast.
0:36.0	Hey boys, I was listening to an old bonus episode and Jesse says something about uncharted areas of the Amazon.
0:46.0	And I heard Mike do the burn in my head. Jesse lobbed the ball right over the plate and Mike let that one pass.
0:55.0	So I'm going to let you have one more shot at this. Just imagine Jesse is saying something about uncharted areas of the Amazon. Mike take it away.
1:04.0	Everybody welcome to YKS, Mike and JF here, Mike. They put it up on a tee for you. Are you ready to crush it or crush a dinger?
1:16.0	You know what we've been doing this show for so long, J.F. And people say, oh, Mike likes to rag on J.F. Mike likes to get J.Fs go Mike has a bunch of funny stuff all the time to say about Jesse's friend.
1:32.0	And you know what I gotta say jokes are over. Okay, enough joking. It's it's time for but uncharted areas of Amazon.
1:42.0	How about the personal health care products section of Amazon or the okay, why?
1:50.0	Because you don't watch. Oh, because it's my it's my person on my uncharted. Yeah. Oh, it's for me.
1:59.0	Or maybe the like condom part of it. I thought maybe you could say wherever my book is, you could say that.
2:09.0	That would be a hit.
2:11.0	Um, all right, run the Dan, run the fucking theme again.
2:16.0	Um, let's see uncharted Amazon. You could also say this is not an insult on me, but you could also say like, oh, like PlayStation 4 games from a few years ago.
2:27.0	I think uncharted was a series of games that came out on the study PlayStation console.
2:32.0	Yeah, I was or you could say, uh, that's uncharted.
2:39.0	What's uncharted?
2:41.0	Yes, we're trying to figure out what you don't repeat the question. I've already.
2:45.0	What could it be? What could uncharted Mike just coming in on the podcast right now?
2:54.0	Okay, I'm glad you're having fun. Really cute stuff, Mike.
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