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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 206: Delivery Reimagined

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

You already know what time it is! On today's programme, the two perfect friends Mike and JF are plumbing the depths of the data cube, exploiting the byzantine and outdated US tax code, and pivoting last minute to a LIVE Kickstarter selection. Oh yeah, and you could say maybe we're reimagining delivery as well. All that and a brand new segment that Mike really hates, on this episode of YKS! Wow what the fuck!


Oh yeah, and for more YKS, how could I damn forget, check out the YKS Premium Patreon. Over there is where we post the absolute USDA Prime Cuts of YKS: Unfiltered, Unafraid, and Ungiving a fuck! On this week's show, from the hilarious podcast BigSoftTitty.png, our friends Tom Walker and Demi Lardner. Tom and Demi join us to do what they do best: go psycho and make us laugh. Come laugh with us, won't you, this Friday on YKS Premium?


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hope the decent stuff will suck to the man

0:11.0

Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the player that makes my congel go mad

0:18.0

That's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage

0:23.0

That's all, I still keep drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it, and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters' hooks

0:34.0

The podcast

0:36.0

Hey Mike and JF, it's Brian

0:39.0

I was listening to you last episode and you were talking about trying to get cable from

0:43.0

That sounds like the first floor is the second floor of Mike's house or something like that

0:49.0

You're wondering if you could drill a hole through the top plate

0:55.0

And I just wanted to call in, I'm an architect actually

0:58.0

And that's totally fine, you can do that

1:01.0

The idea of YouTube guys rummaging around in Mike's walls with a bunch of power tools does make me nervous

1:09.0

But all you're doing is running a cable

1:12.0

I think that should be fine

1:14.0

I was also wondering if I thought Mike was renting the place

1:18.0

But who knows, you know, I've lost track at this point

1:21.0

So anyway, that's something else to think about

1:23.0

But go ahead and drill through this thing, it'll be fine

1:26.0

And if it's not fine, go ahead and change my name on this call

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