Episode #2068: Red Solo Cup

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Luke records the show by himself in Portland after missing an opportunity to get Jen Kirkman on as a guest. He reflects on losing his grind, Kanye's penchant for bit-torrenting, and if "Jerry" is the proper term for German Soldiers during WWII.

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0:00.0	This is our store, you're in the way of our store.
0:03.0	We're gonna go in, and we're gonna come out in 20 minutes,
0:06.0	and I want you guys gone.
0:08.0	We are a peaceful organization,
0:10.0	but at this time, this makes me very warlike.
0:14.0	So help me, God.
0:15.0	I will jump from head to head,
0:18.0	using your skulls as stepping stones
0:20.0	into the river that is the street.
0:22.0	And I'm gonna take tea and take a sip of it
0:25.0	and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.
0:29.0	A little burn me,
0:31.0	but it'll burn you twice.
0:33.0	Burn me once with tea, shame on me.
0:36.0	Burn you twice in your own mouth,
0:38.0	shame on everybody,
0:40.0	involved.
0:41.0	TVTL!
0:46.0	Hello, town jubilation committee.
0:48.0	Hey, I got something that's gonna make you a lot less jubilant.
0:51.0	I don't talk trash.
0:52.0	I talk smack.
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