This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

Yo guys, this is Dolan from Tulsa, in the great, not so great state of Oklahoma.

You were talking on your last show about the new bill proposed to restrict marriage to only

people of faith and everybody else could file an affidavit for a common law marriage.

That's all well and good yet the state of Oklahoma does not recognize common law marriage

as a thing.

Anyway, so the bill translates to everybody else who lives in the state as if you are a Christian

or a Jew, you may get married.

Everybody else can piss off.

Which means if you're not a person of faith, you don't get steadily guaranteed rights.

So awesome on our part I guess here in Oklahoma.

Glory hold on to you guys back.

Hey big rock from Texas here, also big fan from Texas here.

Glory hold on motherfuckers.

So I noticed you've been thinking a lot of patrons lately.

Been given shout outs to people that actually sent you tangible objects.

However, you skipped over me in a shout out even though I've been offering health comments

to you for your opening call and segment, whatever you do, the opening thing.

Kind of like the lame unknown comic goes out to get the crowd ready before the actual

show starts to the real comedian.

I don't know what that's called.

So I thought in effort to get a shout out, let's tell it joke.

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