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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 205: Helen Keller School of Haircuttery

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Pastor Creates a Fake “World-Renowned” Atheist To Rail Against, and Imagines Him Abandoning His Godless “Faith” Saudi men call for 'no girls on Twitter' GOP Congresswoman Doesn’t Support Anti-Abortion Bill, so Conservative Writer Wonders if She’s “Worthy of Life” Islamic State warns Muslims in the West: Attack ‘the Crusaders’ or become our enemies Oklahoma GOP wants to restrict marriage to people of faith 10 WOMEN CHRISTIAN MEN SHOULD NOT MARRY Veronica Partridge, Christian Blogger, Vows To Give Up Yoga Pants To 'Honor God And Husband' Idaho Christian woman warns lawmakers they will legalize necrophilia by protecting LGBT rights

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:05.5

Hi guys, my name is Gretchen, I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota, and I have to say I really like this whole position on Garets.

0:14.5

You tend to take on your show because not only am I gay, I'm also married and trust me, it's weird to know that when they go into a state that don't recognize our marriage,

0:27.5

if something bad happens, I don't really know what will happen.

0:32.5

Hey guys, I just called a rant, that's basically it, that's the sole purpose of what I'm calling you.

0:39.5

Just listening to Michelle Foxman, fucking Huckabee, fucking Palin, it's always the same fucking thing, like every time you hear her talk, our nation's in trouble, everything's going bad.

0:54.5

It's like, god damn it, I just want one of them, one of them to be like, you know what?

0:58.5

Our nation's not doing bad, you know, like there are like other countries out there where people are going to die today because they don't have the same old food.

1:08.5

You know, I'm going to keep this trend going.

1:10.5

Hey Tom and Cecil, this is John from Bollimantic Connecticut, and I just want to let you guys know that you guys are just literally the virtually the best podcast on podcast radio.

1:22.5

Glory Hall.

1:32.5

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

1:38.5

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

1:52.5

According from Glory Hall Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.

2:08.5

Every episode would be blast anyone who gets in our way.

2:11.5

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

2:19.5

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this is episode 205.

2:27.5

And this is another live vicious episode.

2:31.5

I don't know man, I'm fucking dead tired after putting this goddamn place together.

2:35.5

Yeah, well, you know, fucking snap to it, it took you five hours.

2:38.5

Jesus Christ.

2:39.5

Next time, you know, you drive out here and spend five hours working on my house.

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