Hey babe, it's Dennis Miller here.

You know, I promised I was gonna wait till Wednesday to come up with some choice zingers for Michelle Wolfe and her catastrophe of the White House course bond dinner speech.

But I just got out of my sensory deprivation tank like Will Hart in altered states.

And I got some new ideas here, some good jokes for you.

I haven't seen a wolf that bad since Lon Cheney Jr. went strolling in a Scottish mor.

Seriously though, I haven't seen someone bomb that bad since George Matetsky went to radio city musical.

Seriously though, Michelle Wolfe makes Lapetta Man look like Mo'Year.

I mean, I don't want to go off on a ran here, but that routine is more poorly received than senior wensis performing at a La Raza Cinco de Mayo.

Michelle Wolfe is basically Axis Sally meets Loretta Lockhorn with a sprinkling of Piazzadora.

She's the least funny canine since they remade the shaggy dog with tiny Tim.

I mean, this chick, she reminds me of Fairy Truman Doris Day, Red Chinat, Johnny Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winshel, Joe DiMaggio,

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, student baker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Maryland Monroe.

Okay, all right.

Okay, Dennis Dennis.

Yeah, we don't want to get him, you know, overheated.

Where is the Dennis cooling fan?

Dennis is powered by an AMD processor so he constantly shuts down.

Miller Coolant system go.

Yeah, so what do you think you start the show?

Yeah, hey, babe, that was easy.

That made the marginal line look like a deli line the way you got to run that.

Well, so we're back now.

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