Episode #2050: One Does Not Simply Get To The Point
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2016
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss yesterday's Super Bowl commercials, whether or not it's okay to root against Cam Newton, and how it took a listener five years to finally listen to TBTL. There is also an amazing joke about Jason Bourne that will probably change the face of comedy forever.
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| 0:00.0 | God cop? Crime just got a new worst friend. |
| 0:05.0 | What the hell is that? |
| 0:07.0 | Show I am very excited about. |
| 0:09.0 | A New York City detective solves crimes |
| 0:11.0 | with the help of his new partner. |
| 0:13.0 | God. |
| 0:14.0 | So God just tells him who did it? |
| 0:16.0 | God can't just tell him who did it. |
| 0:18.0 | Why not? |
| 0:19.0 | Watch the pile of them and it's all explained in the end |
| 0:21.0 | by the wise black man played by Karl Malone. |
| 0:23.0 | You're really taking some swings here. |
| 0:25.0 | I have no choice. |
| 0:26.0 | Hank is vowed to keep Capel Town in his family. |
| 0:29.0 | I have one chance to change his mind before he retires. |
| 0:32.0 | That's where it shows like God cop. |
| 0:34.0 | O.J. Simpson live and rule of threes come in. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, brother. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, brother. |
| 0:39.0 | The comedy about two jive talking con men |
| 0:42.0 | hiding out in a monastery. |
| 0:44.0 | Jonathan, bring me my green light. |
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