Episode #2048: Please Clap

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Chris Hayes joins the show from New Hampshire, where primary voting is just days away and Jeb Bush is becoming more likable by the minute. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss whether or not we should enjoy shows like "Serial" and "Making a Murderer".

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	No, Johnny, I just don't know how you do it.
0:03.0	What?
0:04.0	A four-hour show every morning.
0:06.0	Just talking to the mic and your voice goes out through the wires.
0:11.0	Once a week, whether you need it or not, somebody comes in here and gives you a check for $38.
0:24.0	The enormity of their flat brain,
0:27.0	the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.
0:31.0	It's not all bad. I'm going to tell you that.
0:33.0	But it is more bad than good.
0:35.0	Hey, Luke and Andrew, it's Jeremy from Pullman.
0:37.0	I also think you, this is ridiculous.
0:40.0	I'm sorry, I'm not going to leave this message.
0:42.0	I just realized how dumb of an idea this is.
0:44.0	Love the show. Bye.
0:45.0	What if my heart stops beating?
0:47.0	What if I'm looking for a bath or a monkey?
0:49.0	Find it and my bladder explodes.
0:52.0	Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations.
0:54.0	This plan is off to a great start.
0:57.0	It certainly is, everybody.
1:00.0	Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.
1:06.0	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.