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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. It's called coffee with

Scott Adams. There's never been a fight or time. If you'd like to enjoy it in the way that people

like you enjoy things. All you do is a little extra. And all that extra is a copper mug or a glass

of tanker, chelsea, and a Kim team jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. You'd fill that vessel with

your favorite liquid. I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine

of the day. The thing that makes everything better and don't you wish I talked this fast for the

rest of the podcast because sometimes when I talk some people say it's not fast enough. But if I

talk faster it'd be like this. Sip. Yeah that's good. Well we're going to start with the important

stories first and then get to the nonsense. Important story first. Zebra attacked a man in Ohio.

His arm. Police were called and police put down the Zebra. You might think it's a race crime

but Zebra's are almost perfectly striped white and black. So it's a little ambiguous whether

that's a race crime or not. But so the Zebra was killed by the police and they speculated

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