Episode #2045: They Don't Make Femurs Like They Used To

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss why insane jealousy makes Luke want to be a lawyer and Andrew want to stare at blank walls all day. Plus, a new and improved highway sign font is being rescinded, and the internet is mad at a couple of dudes who want to make money from their web series.

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0:00.8	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending
0:03.5	a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat.
0:07.4	That's what's happening.
0:09.2	So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself
0:13.3	turned into sugars in your body.
0:15.0	That's what makes you gain all the weight.
0:16.3	Well, that's it.
0:17.1	We're throwing our pasta out, Peter.
0:18.0	All pastas, lasagna, all of it.
0:21.5	We're done.
0:22.9	All this stuff.
0:23.7	You're even throwing all, no, no, no, no.
0:28.3	It's just how we can look at it.
0:29.8	You know, we're cutting it out of our diet.
0:31.4	We are done with pasta.
0:33.0	We are done with spaghetti.
0:34.0	We are done with the wini, feta-chini.
0:36.4	Feta-chini doesn't count.
0:37.4	Absolutely counts.
0:38.4	No more pasta.
0:39.2	Just have a bowl of spaghetti.
0:40.2	Come on.
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