Good morning everybody and welcome to not only the highlight of civilization but today

a turning point in civilization.

Toward the end I'm going to do a little presentation which reframes our conversation about race

to a high ground that is so obvious you're going to wonder why nobody did this before.

You will actually be wowed and I'm not kidding.

If you wait for the end and I'll actually clip this off and make it a separate clip at some

point but if you wait for the end I will blow your mind and it will make a difference

and it will help you.

Stay tuned for that but we'll do the regular news first but before that all you need

is a cup or a mug or a glass of tanker gel since I had a canteen joke or a glass of

acid of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled

pleasure the dope me the other day the thing that makes everything better it's called

the simultaneous step happens now go.

Well if you didn't know it this is the last day that Dilbert will be available to the

public.

Now the comic continues so there will be no break in the production of the comic but

it will transform as of tomorrow Monday into Dilbert reborn a spicier version.

Now I'm not going to go crazy right it's not going to be X-rated Dilbert or anything

like that but I don't have any constraints and already I'm loving writing without constraints

it's going to be fun.

So if you want to see all the things that I wanted to do in newspapers not just because

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