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Well, here's the most important question of the day. I know there's a lot of big

news. You'll want to hear all of it. We'll talk about it. But I got a star

with the most important one. It was sort of a question I had yesterday, so I

tweeted it. If Joe Biden is called POTUS, P-O-T-U-S, and Jill Biden is wife is

called the Flotus, what is Hunter Biden? Anybody have an answer? If Joe Biden is

POTUS, and Jill Biden is Flotus, what is Hunter Biden? I suggested

SCROTUS. SCROTUS. But I thought that was pretty darn clever until Twitter user

David, at David said what, suggested even better than SCROTUS would be snortess.

So the POTUS, the Flotus, and the snortess. Come on, snortess is pretty good. I

wish I'd said that. Well, apparently Biden is going to prove some massive

drilling project in Alaska. I did not see that coming. Did anybody see Biden

improves a massive drilling in Alaska? Is it possible that he always, what is, is

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