The basic plan we have for the family is the family talk plan. It's called all

talk. You get 400 anytime minutes, which can use anytime. There's another one

called even more family and that is 400 anytime minutes unlimited nights and

weekends. That sounds great. We'll do that. There's more options. Can I? There's

even more family unlimited, which is unlimited minutes and texting plus

web. Okay, so one doesn't have texting. The other doesn't have a web. We'll just

get one that has everything. Okay, well then you want the simply everything

plan. Okay. There's also simply everything plus. Which is what? Simply everything

plus texting. What we want is your own standard basic family plan with an

satellite locator. The this changes everything plan is what you want then. Great.

So you're all set, you're all signed up. Now there is a nominal fee if you want to

keep your current phone number. Yeah, I thought that was a free service. After you pay

for it, it is free. So it's just a one-time fee that you pay annually. It's not a

one-time fee, but it is one time in that you only pay one time a year. Great. All

right. Great. You guys are ready to pick out your sunglasses.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us welcome Washington's fearless political

satirist, the court yesterday on the putt deck of the ship of state. Why is this man wearing

no pants? The answer will surprise you. There are many ways to keep one's lips

conditioned. I don't kiss for example 24 hours before performance because kissing

makes your lips mushy and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion. Why would

you either one of you? You know, why? Dear God, why? It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so.

Oh man, I knew when I got into all that seafaring and boat having that my desire for

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