You know the Dave Chappelle bit when black people get pulled over by cops?

Yeah.

I knew that was always fake.

Yeah, that's it.

The bit goes that if JT gets pulled over, they ask for a license to registration.

I didn't know I couldn't do that.

Exactly right. But if a white person gets pulled over, the cop yells at them, spread your cheeks and lift your sack. This is from killing themselves. It's from a million years ago. But it's a very funny joke. That's what I ironically did it to a patient today. I made them spread their cheeks and lift their sack for purely medical purposes, I promise. Of course, yeah. They left their sack or you lifted their sack? they technically looked at their sack for for medical, purely medical purposes, I promise. Of course, yeah. They left their sack or you lifted their sack? They technically lifted their sack. I did however spread the cheeks, but purely medical reasons, as I mentioned. Hemorrhoids. Ah. What do hemorrhoids look like? Like, what's the... Oh, no. Depending on the kind. They can be internal or external external they could be thrombosed or not some of them can look very like neat if that makes sense they're just very small oh he disappeared and some of them can be grotesque it looks like flower buds down there I'm back you're done wow yeah there you go you missed you missed the most final I said they sometimes look like flower buds Jesus I left for a reason I'm back. You're done. Wow. Yeah. There you go. You missed the most violent.

I said they sometimes look like flower buds. Jesus. I left for a reason. But no, I have a much more important piece of information for you. Yeah, yeah. This is specifically for J.T. Because I know Hugo is based enough to understand where I'm coming from. I've been hearing this man, J.T. I've been hearing this man Talk about having Chick-fil-A

Like... understand where I'm coming from. I've been hearing this man, J.T. I've been hearing this man talk about having Chick-fil-A like eight times a week for the past five years. Yeah. It's a running bit of the show. And he loves it. Every second episode we mention them as if we're sponsored. It's incredible. Yeah. Listen, do you have the cuck drink? Do you have your cuck can? Of course I do. Oh my God. Your teeth. But I also have my big thirsty boy, my enormous water. And you have the bulk plug in as well, everything. Yeah. Got the little remote control thing. Yeah. Exactly. It's in my possession for my control. But what I was trying to say is, you have been eating, you've been having this fucking this poison every single day or every other day. God knows how often. I have burgers like once every couple of months maybe and today I was like yeah you know yeah

today it was craving so I was like yeah let me get a burger so I got a burger and it was not this is not

an American burger right so it's not like the super heavy fatty with all the sauces and everything

it's fairly like so good yeah yeah I ate like 80% of that thing it was not by the way not an American

burger so it was like the size of your palm, maybe, not the food.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah.

Would you probably consider it to be a slider?

I felt like dog shit afterwards.

I ate 80% of that and I felt like death.

How do you do this?

Your diet consists entirely of fruits and fiber?

When you encounter God's own creation, meat, you just curl up and die.

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