Episode 203: "Best Playgrounds in the World"

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Hey chickadees, it's episode 203! On this episode, we discuss the passing of Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, Beth, and just Dog in general. There's also MAJOR Flavortown discussion, centered around Guy Fieri's hilariously awesome recent Twitter activity. Then, O'Neill talks about his European vacation. Highlights include seeing naked men in public parks, trying out Berlin's finest playgrounds, renting a racecar to drive on some mysterious forest track, speeding on the autobahn, going to a dangerous zoo, and riding scooters in traffic. Meanwhile, Danish talks about a concert he recently attended. A hampster vs. hamster story is also discussed. This one is a dooooozy. After that, it's a mixed bag of chewy goodness.

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0:00.0	1. almost like a hand was welcome to me.
0:13.6	You're a beautiful and a whole, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:17.6	I don't want to fuck you now.
0:19.6	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you.
0:24.0	Don't want to fucking know.
0:25.7	And baby girl, do you want an apple?
0:28.6	I'll take you to the wedding chapel.
0:31.6	Hey baby girl, do you want some grains?
0:34.0	Your hind quarters are making me insane.
0:37.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:41.0	I don't want to fuck you. Don't want to fuck you down.
0:44.0	You're a beautiful and old, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:48.0	Don't want to fucking now.
0:50.0	I might be a man.
0:52.0	You might be a man, you might be a horse.
0:56.0	But this behind between us is an overwhelming horse
1:01.0	if they could see inside us then they know that it's true
1:07.9	then you'd be inside me and I'd be inside you.
1:15.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you,
1:20.0	I don't want to fuck you though.
1:22.0	You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to
1:26.0	fuck you don't want to fuck you know you a beautiful animal but I don't want to
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