Episode 202: Friends and Family (w/ Sean Patton)

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All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Sean Patton stopped by to talk about his podcast 5 words, and a lot of other things. For instance, he gets into his experiences of going to 311 concerts (when he was a younger man, don't judge him!). Sean also talks about being in the LA comedy scene in 2006, and even some run-ins with a certain "friend" of ours! It's must hear, especially if you listened to/liked BCUSA. That got us into some Comedy Store talk. We also talk about the man, the myth, the legend?, Ari Shaffir. He also reveals that he was once propositioned by a husband and wife (separately). Mr. Patton is kind enough to give us both nicknames and shares his own. He gets into the story of a strange man he encountered in O'Neill's private party room after the infamous Lou Gomez fight. The conversation goes to and fro and back again. It's a good one.

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0:00.0	Go for it. Yeah. I was Danish. I was so near. So I can tell you how they both feel.
0:27.0	It's a free back house.
0:30.0	It's a free bag,
0:32.0	so it's a fucking good deal.
0:37.0	They're calling Danish, Danish
0:41.0	Danish, Danish, colonial. Day is shanony
0:45.0	Shanony Gator Shallow Neil, Gator Shallow Neil.
0:57.0	Gator Shallow Neil.
0:58.0	Gator Shano me.
1:05.0	Day Shano me.
1:10.0	Jaimo, come on, now you did grab my stuff and you...
1:15.0	I always enjoy watching a new person who's never heard the theme song kind of decipher the lyrics.
1:25.0	I feel like I feel like I've been inundated.
1:27.5	I'm like the cult, the cult of Danish in O'Neill.
1:31.0	Now a member.
1:32.0	It is very cultish like that. There's like a
1:33.7	hypnotic sort of. Yeah it trances you. Yeah yeah I feel like I've bought like I like
1:40.6	10 minutes ago before we started I was I was a hurting broken human being now I have been made whole yeah now I have been made whole
1:48.0	Yeah, now I have been part of something we were also throwing holy water on you that's true
1:52.0	Danish makes you whole whole O'Neill makes you smile.
1:55.0	That's the new slogan?
1:58.0	I am wholly, a whole and smiling.
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