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Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Episode 2017 Scott Adams: UFO News, Baby Jesus Born? Chicken Hoaxes, Walls Not Closing In

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Scott Adams

News, News Commentary

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

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Content:

  • Baby Gibbon Jesus?
  • Chickens stopped laying eggs?
  • Why Durham failed
  • 3 more UFO's shot down
  • AI and the value of art
  • Citizen self-defense

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1:07.5

Good morning everybody and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, which is the highlight of civilization.

1:14.0

And today we've got some of the most interesting stories of all time. None of them are true,

1:22.3

but I think you used to that. So if you'd like to get ready for the fake news of the century,

1:29.3

the fake news poloza. Is that something? Fake news poloza? It's the cornucopia of fake news,

1:38.3

and it's all here today. And if you'd like to enjoy it to its maximum potential,

1:43.7

all you need is a cup of mug or a glass of tenkirt jealous of style and a game-team

1:47.2

jug of glass, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy

1:55.2

me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dope mean hit of the day, the thing that makes

1:59.7

everything better. And today, today only, a little hint of oxytocin. Just a little bit, see if you can

2:06.8

detect it. Yeah, I got it. There's one note of oxytocin in there today.

2:18.5

But the dope, I mean, is sublime as usual. Well, I don't know if you caught it, but the biggest

2:24.6

story of the day is that a Japanese zoo reports that they have a female gibbon that has given birth

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