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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization as long as it lasts and it might

not last much longer but we'll get to that in a minute. Now, did you see what I have in my hands?

Yes, documents, paper, printed from my own new HP printer that has Wi-Fi and everything and

everything's going well today. Nothing can stop me except possibly an alien invasion. But if you'd like

to raise your spirits today and I think you do, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or

a tank or a cell or a style. Again, teen jog or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill in with your

favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now. For the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine

hint of the day, the thing that makes everything better on this planet and beyond. It's called

the simultaneous sip. And it happens now.

That is the happiness of a new printer that's working perfectly.

So thank you, HP, for the help. Let's go private over here on locals. Sorry, I hear private now.

Well, let's see, everything happening in the news.

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