Episode #2016: Gluttons For Punishment
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2015
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew revisit the booze-soaked, burger-loaded days of Spring 2012, when Luke, Libby Denkmann, Rachel Belle and Sean DeTore competed in a cheeseburger-eating competition in the KIRO newsroom.
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| 0:00.0 | Look, I got a confession to make. |
| 0:03.8 | What do you mean a confession? |
| 0:04.8 | Look, you know, I've been like last year or so, |
| 0:06.6 | I've been talking about going to law school, |
| 0:08.0 | so I can be an ACLU lawyer, |
| 0:09.2 | I'm in a position to help you, |
| 0:10.2 | we're getting the f*** over and all that. |
| 0:11.7 | Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday, |
| 0:14.2 | and I'm looking around at him, |
| 0:15.8 | and everybody's looking really pathetic. |
| 0:17.6 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:18.6 | I'm like, people are like a drool, |
| 0:20.4 | just sort of stay bad, |
| 0:21.4 | and then like this guy's bending over, |
| 0:22.4 | you can see the crag, |
| 0:23.4 | it was like a wife theater. |
| 0:25.4 | Anyway, it was like that. |
| 0:26.6 | And I mean, I just want to do it. |
| 0:28.6 | You know what I mean? I mean, I mean, it sounds good and all, |
| 0:30.2 | but I just have the confront the fact that I really don't like |
| 0:32.4 | that people have been talking about helping out. |
| 0:34.0 | You know what I'm saying? |
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