Episode #2007: Be The Snohomie You Want To See In The World
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2015
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is gearing up for his nervous return to the Seattle airwaves this afternoon. Luke is talking him through it. Plus, many, many Dazzling Details (TM) are released regarding the secret Wu-Tang album and the sleazy pharmaceutical titan who bought it.
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| 0:00.0 | Tell me who did this Chinese Mafia. I couldn't pay my gambling debts. I play high stakes ball in the cup thing |
| 0:06.3 | Now I need that throne. They took it |
| 0:08.3 | They took everything that wasn't nailed to the floor including my floor nailing machine |
| 0:12.1 | Which nails other things to the floor, but because it has to be moved from place to place to do so is not itself nailed to the floor |
| 0:18.4 | Where can I find them? Well, I got mine at United Floor nailing. I can run. No the Chinese Mafia |
| 0:22.9 | TVTL |
| 0:28.0 | Okay, I love you so much like the end of the world and back so much |
| 0:33.2 | But sometimes I love you the way that like I feel sorry for a monkey like they're just they need so much help in there |
| 0:38.7 | And such an ugly cage, you know what I mean? I don't know what you did or didn't do |
| 0:42.7 | But I do know that I can't know what you know or you don't know, you know |
| 0:49.0 | No, okay, everyone |
| 0:51.7 | This is truly a night to remember |
| 0:55.8 | So let's get really drunk |
| 0:58.5 | Yeah, but not so drunk we can't remember hold the phone |
| 1:03.5 | You are fully torbed bro. Just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder. He did |
| 1:08.4 | You |
| 1:13.2 | Broody what's the torque level? |
| 1:15.6 | Is it on full or only partially torked because we need to be fully torked for this |
| 1:22.1 | Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:29.2 | Hey, is it too early to finish damage never? |
| 1:33.1 | Never ever on this here imaginary radio show |
| 1:36.5 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming to you as always |
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