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Episode 200: Take Me to the Archipelago

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Molly, Marcus and Jackie talk about Jackie's fave new show Feud, Julia Roberts being named most beautiful person (again), Elton John's recent illness, and celebs who own their own private islands.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Almost cut my hair

0:03.1

Having just a year today

0:05.7

Getting kind of long I'm gonna say the words in my way

0:11.2

But I did it and I want to why I

0:16.4

See I'm letting my freak flat fly

0:21.1

Because I feel

0:23.5

That I always

0:25.8

Oh

0:28.7

Man I've been in a CS and why mood

0:31.6

Because I came home today and the love of my life has sheared himself. Oh, he sheared himself cut off all of his hair

0:42.6

And that was a lot of hair. He didn't tell me. I did that before and ladies do not like that when they have a long-haired man

0:51.6

I love a long-haired man. I love his hair and he cut it all

0:59.0

And so I've just been playing that song and repeat glaring at him

1:04.7

It's like a year or so and you can get it back. No, that was years of work. That was years. Yeah, he had long ass hair

1:11.7

Mm-hmm. I just feel like you guys would really understand

1:15.0

Did he to take a like a

1:17.8

What scene in a movie am I thinking of where he just takes like stands alone staring into the mirror and takes a buzzer to his own head

1:24.7

Or did he get it done by somebody else? You think it a roll of ten and bombs. Thank you

1:27.9

I wish he had done that

1:29.9

But no he went to the barber that we've been making fun of for years because there's a stand

1:34.4

There's a cut out of a man with a really tiny head in the in the front window of it

1:39.7

So he went there and turns out that guy was in Donnie, brosco

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