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Welcome to Heartland Radio. I'm Todd McCommus.

At Todd McCommus on the social media, I'm here with some very fine lads.

It's some very fine lads. The finest lads in all of Indianapolis to my right.

Diggs at Tactical Diggs. You're a little under the weather, my brother.

Yeah, I have the Man Flu. Yeah, like I don't want to be a negative, but you look like shit.

Thank you, I appreciate that. And I assume you feel like shit.

Yeah, I feel great. But we're here. It's my flu game. Let's do this.

Man Flu. It's a real thing. There was an article that came out today that is the real thing.

And then I looked it up on the internet, and I guess for years, women have been calling it the Man Flu,

because they say that we can't deal with sickness or pain or anything like that. It's just a cold.

But supposedly, a researcher from Canada said that we are more susceptible to respiratory diseases,

and our immune systems may be weaker. So, you know what? Wow.

There you go, ladies. You guys have your periods. We have Man Flu.

Yeah. What was that word you just used?

Was that acceptable? No, I don't think you said that. What did I say?

He said, uh, succession. What did I say, Jeff? What do you say, Jeff? You know what you said?

No, I don't know what you said. I would say I am a big pussy. Um, when it comes to periods,

yeah, we don't know the flu. Like I go down hard. I basically I miss two days.

I go down. I sleep for two days in running pants as a hoodie sweatshirt in three layers of covers.

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