Episode 19: Highway Masturbation

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The Heartland guys sit down and discuss the "Game of Thrones" new estimated release date, Boeing jets going to Mars, politicians arrested for identity theft, and what they think of the new Star Wars sex toys. The guys play fact or fiction to figure out what roles their favorite actors and actresses turned down, dig deep in their phones for Phone Notes, take listener questions from the female listers, and of course the guys end podcast with what they would to Change the World.

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0:00.0	It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you.
0:03.8	We intend to give you a very fine program, so just settle back, relax and enjoy the moment, moment, moment.
0:11.6	Here we go. I'm Todd McCommus, Ed Todd McCommus. I'm surrounding by a very handsome group of friends in Ausuzito.
0:26.7	I'm Adam Zito.
0:28.7	Got him.
0:29.7	Digs, identical days to my right. What's going on buddy?
0:32.7	I can tell you what's going on. Hold on one second.
0:34.7	Life.
0:38.7	Finds away.
0:40.7	Oh my god, that fucking boy!
0:42.7	Let's fucking go.
0:44.7	We just watched the trailer. It looks pretty fucking epic.
0:47.7	It's a black ops mission with Chris Pratt who think Chris Pratt, like he gives us husky guys a little bit of hope.
0:54.7	If we were in a similar situation where we got paid $6 million a movie to go get in shape, then maybe we could.
1:00.7	He's like the new Russell Crowe.
1:04.7	He looks without a movie, Russell Crowe, and there's with the movie Russell Crowe.
1:10.7	I feel like this one Chris Pratt's like he's like 300 pounds.
1:12.7	No, but I feel like he's ever since he got in shape. He's stayed in shape the entire time.
1:18.7	Every time I was, I don't know. Someone tell me I'm wrong.
1:20.7	I don't think so.
1:22.7	I'm fired up. No, I think I can tell you wrong. I'm going to digs this whole operation right now.
1:26.7	And fuck this new Jurassic Park.
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